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Topic: Smoking

Related:
  Smoking and Health    Pipe Smoking  
  Smoking Cessation    Smoking and Cancer  
  Smoking and Heart Disease    Smoking Lung  
  Cigarette smoking    Quit Smoking  
  Effects of Passive Smoking    Stop Smoking  
  Tobacco Smoking  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Al Gore
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans
Good point(s):Honest
Personality:Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Teeth
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Heart attack imminent
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Smoking cessation aid, originally approved in 1991 and available only by prescription, approved for OTC sale to persons over the age of 18.
It is therefore essential that government does everything possible to facilitate smoking cessation by providing universal access to evidence-based smoking cessation services.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Smoking Cessation One study shows ephdrine helps smokers quit by decreasing cigarette cravings.
Cigarette smoking accelerates the onset of menopause and increases the risk for osteoporosis.
Increase smoking cessation counseling for people with diabetes by 20% over 3 years.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Pipe smoking was prabably the earliest form of tobacco smoking pipes are manufacured from a variety of materials and exhibit varying degree of sophistication and complexity.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Weight Loss and Smoking Cessation Hypnotherapy Workshop teaches you how to perform a complete stop smoking and weight loss program.
The Nicotrol Inhaler is indicated as an aid to smoking cessation for the relief of nicotine withdrawal symptoms and should be used as part of a comprehensive behavioral smoking cessation program.
Smoking cessation and Weight loss: acupuncture can help you stick to your plans by relieving stress and craving.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Cigar smoking is safer than cigarette smoking because cigar smokers don't inhale and they smoke less and less often.
Covered issues are for stop smoking herbal products cigarettes cigars nicotine addiction cessation smoke free habits natural ingredients.
Smoking marijuana daily for 10 years or more causes changes in lung tissue that are the same as in people who have smoked tobacco for 10 to 15 years.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Jordan
2004-11-08 14:50:08
Do you really thing 2nd hand smoke is as bad as regullar smoking
From:
caitlin
2005-05-02 19:01:59
DO SMOKERS REALLY DIE FROM SMOKING
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