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Topic: Smooth Treadmill

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Abflexer(tm)
Appearance:Overweight
Currently has on their coffee table:FHM magazine
Favorite food(s):Rations,  Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Favorite sport(s):Working out at the gym,  Walking,  Squash
Likes to wear:Adidas,  Sports bra
Listens to:Savage Garden
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Uses laxatives
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Lemonade,  Milk
Favorite quote(s):"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

All Smooth Treadmills are built to the highest industry standards.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Discount treadmills and extra smooth treadmills are available along with a host of other features.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Smooth treadmills and ellipticals are built extremely well, but cost much less than many of the better known brands.
 
 
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