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Topic: Spam Filtering Software

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier, Webmaster

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Spamming, Downloading porn, Downloading MP3's

Medical note(s):

Produces Anthrax in their basement

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Typically the spam filtering is a piece of free software (on Linux based systems) that is set up on the machine that gathers your email.
They are mail/spam filtering software using the sendmail milter interface.
There are numerous newsgroups that provide a forum for discussion of Spam abuse and filtering, news administration and software, as well as many other news related topics.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Email filtering software helps stop spam, block email viruses, prevent relay abuse, and protect email networks from unsolicited junk mail.
Spam Prevention - SpamEater Pro is an advanced spam filtering tool that will rid your mailbox of spam before you download it with your mail client software!
In addition you agree that you will follow the Spam Filtering Software Policies at all times when using a Spam Filtering Software product or service.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We also have informative pages on anti-spam software for your home computer and filtering tutorials that show how to configure filtering in your email client.
In addition, Spam Filtering Software will report any users found pirating other products to the products developer or care-keeper.
Spam-filtering software programs are not perfect, but in the case of a technological problem, such technological solutions may be more effective than legislation.

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