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Topic: Text to Speech Software

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Hacking, Age of Empires

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Users with visual impairments who make use of text to speech software may encounter problems when using PDF files.
Rather than recording voice files, with MATRIX the developer can type in a script and the TTS (Text-to-Speech) software will convert it on the fly and play it back to the customer over the phone.
It is optimised for users who may have special software such as text-to-speech browsers or braille readers.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

The software also includes a text to speech generator that will occasionally announce things such as the time of day or maybe tell a joke or read poetry or plays.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Click here to download Spelltools Text-to-Speech Software and have your computer read Hinduism Today to you.
Text to Speech Software --read text,text->MP3.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Active Call Center is reliable, scalable, voice telephony software for Windows 98/2000/NT4/ME/XP and text-to-speech generation to interact with callers.
NextUp Technologies Creators of TextAloud MP3 software, which converts text to speech and can save this in wav and MP3 formats.
Text to speech reader software-convert text to mp3 or wav.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

MacYack Pro allows you to take full advantage of Apple's PlainTalk Text-to-Speech synthesis software.
Speech recognition software assists computer users in turning spoken words into written text.

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