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Topic: Web Solutions

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens, Fast Company

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, CEO

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Interest(s):

Computers, Business

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions, Finding ringtones for their phone

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

We are web application developers and provider of web based solutions and as java is the most commonly used language over the web so most of are development is done with java as the base programming language.
Our web hosting solutions do not include Microsoft FrontPage Extensions so we would not recommend uploading your site using this program.
ADKer Solutions is a full service software development company specializing in web development and database driven applications.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Web-based solutions include online acquisition and divestiture of assets through IndigoPool and application service provider solutions.
AC Web Solutions additionally offers consulting services to assist your company in researching and finding solutions to optimize your web presence.
AgilePC Solutions is a software solutions provider specializing in the design and development of custom applications and web sites.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Web Payment Software is secure ecommerce store solutions for accepting online checks and credit card payments.
JS Web Solutions will send your domain registration request to the InterNIC.
Our web hosting solutions include free transfer and setup of any valid domain name.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Redhouse Solutions are a leading supplier of ready made web sites and off the shelf software packages and web site solutions for specific industries.
JS Web Solutions offers three Shopping Cart Options for those who want to start selling products and services worldwide!
JW Web Solutions have been providing hardware and software support since 1987 and have been designing web sites since 1996.

User Talk

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