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Topic: Someone to Watch

Related:
  Someone Like    Human Rights Watch  
  Someone Special    Someone  
  Watch TV    Pocket Watch  
  Find someone    World Watch  
  Someone You Love    Stop Watch  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook,  Hairstyle
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes,  Bridesmade's dress
Listens to:Cher,  B2K
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Someone told me they were going to be monitored, and they said "I don't want you to fuckin' watch me piss!
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Reluctance to shake hands is one of the things to watch for, though not necessarily when someone's just covered a sneeze.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Watch some zombie movies, and you'll see that the only way zombies ever try to hurt someone is with their mouth.
To watch yourself as you do this, looking into someone else's terrified eyes, as other on lookers stare in horror.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

They want you to stay and watch their banner advertisements, so it would be an economic mistake for them to put a link to someone else's site.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

And on top of watch steals, you'll learn how to plant the stolen "goods" on others, as well - even on someone's wrist!
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

You can get partially nude, you can casually smoke dope, but if you get in someone's face and a "scene" is made - watch out.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

They can read someone else's books, and they can watch some asshole wrestle crocodiles on the Discovery Channel.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

It was always fun to shoot a rocket at someone's feet and watch them fly back ten or so meters, but I digress.
Not just sit around in someone's backyard and watch other people drink beer.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Since I don't watch TV at all, someone else out there is watching more than 35 hours to make up for me!
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Slip this fake ice cube with a bug inside in someones drink and watch them Scream!
 
 
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