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Topic: Sony

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Anna Kournikova, Steve Jobs

Favorite website(s):

Game Spot

Favorite possession(s):

Camcorder, DVD player, Digital camera

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control

Favorite Card Game(s):

Cheat

Favorite TV show(s):

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke

Favorite computer game(s):

Grand Theft Auto, Halo, Doom

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Andre Agassi (tennis)

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Rick Broadhead was interviewed by the Globe and Mail about Sony's plans to provide online banking through its PlayStation2 video game system.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Sony's compilation of songs from various cast recordings from West Side Story through A Little Night Music.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Sony's electric tape tension control and roller guide tape path provide high durability and stable read/write capability.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The Sony's have most of DV.
Sony's CD-recording software Discribe seems to cause trouble with multi session CDs in CD recorders.
Sony's HDCAM format uses compression technology "derived from DV and with certain similarities", but it is not on the main branch of the DV family tree.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Sony's SAT-B55 DSS Basic Unit features a Multi-Satellite Programming Tuner with a Menu that seamlessly integrates all DirecTV Programming.
And Sony's DDS solutions are the choice of some of the world's largest original equipment manufacturers, resellers and systems integrators.
Sony's DDS technology is setting these standards today, providing customers with efficient, cost-effective solutions for all their storage needs.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Sony's newest desktop PCs feature multimedia capabilities to edit videos and store them onto DVD discs.
Sony's solution was Net MD, a method whereby audio is downloaded from a PC to a MiniDisc through a USB cable.
Sony's new NX70V really revs up the popular swivel-screen CLIE, taking it from a 66MHz SuperVZ to a 200MHz ARM processor.

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