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Topic: SoundMAX

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

PDA, Apple Computer, Windows computer

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite era(s):

1700s

Favorite body part(s):

Soul

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers, Economics

Favorite computer game(s):

StarCraft

Likes to wear:

Sports bra

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Worst habit(s):

Showing off

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates (1955-)
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

SoundMAX Cadenza by CrackMaster , October 12, 2002.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

DirectMusic, SoundMAX, and proprietary systems.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

1 SoundMAX Integrated Digital Audio (JETSON, SCENIC xS, Scenic T, VAP266) WLP 1.
1 SoundMAX Integrated Digital Audio JETSON, SCENIC xS WLP 1.
AC'97 Audio with SoundMAX* with SPX.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

1 PC 300 PL Zeus (IBM Intellistation E-Pro Sidewinder) with Soundmax Integrated Digital Audio WLP 1.
For example, parts of the NHS bought CompuSys PIII 800 NT4 computers that have a sound system, a SoundMax, as part of the mother board.
R, CrashFree BIOS and EZ Flash, SoundMax digital audio, 10/100Mbps LAN.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: janine pugh 2004-12-09 06:07:20	Hello I just unistalled SOUNDMAX on my computer and now I dont know where or how I got it and I think this is why I no longer have sound on my computer
From: Sean 2005-01-07 15:29:31	How do I find an updated driver for the following driver 5.12.1.3019 (01 aug 2000 - driver provider analogue services inc)
From: J Nobel 2005-04-21 09:37:00	In my School Computer Lab, I have 3 Alternative Computers (generic computer ?)I have lost the Sound on all 3 Computers. Thought at one point I noticed Soundmax Digital Audio. Any techniques or suggestions of how to regain the sound capabilities on these 3 computers? Thanks, Joel Nobel buffrep@verizon.net
From: 2005-05-07 19:43:16
From: mohcenbahri 2009-08-03 01:56:06	I need to sound manager for soundmax digital integrated hd audio I have un PC DELL OPTIPLEX 320

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