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Topic: Web Space

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Counter Strike, Solitaire, Half-Life

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Building websites, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web page space - Up to 5 MB of server space and CGI-bin directory access.
Web hosting is an allocated amount of disk space for your domain name on a computer that serves the information stored on it to the internet.
PAGES Web Design now offers web space hosting to our design clients.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Personal Web site hosting by Lightband provides 10MB web space storage on the Lightband secure server.
Web Sites Hostcentric provides storage space and access for web sites through its Web Hosting services.
Web Sites NOMAD provides storage space and access for web sites through its Web Hosting service.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The web hosting company we use offers 500 MB of web space, unlimited email accounts, unmetered traffic to your site, and more!
Web space is not to be used to resell hosting to others, and using the service for this purpose is abuse of the service and the account will be cancelled.
Free web hosting sites like AngelFire and GeoCities are there so that those companies can sell advertising space.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

NT Plus is a fully functional Web Hosting plan with 50 MB of disk space and 2 GB of monthly transfer.
There is also 5 mb of disk space (for web pages and other stuff) and 100 mb of data transfer per month.
Your web address will be Included in the Nonprofit Plan is 10 MB of storage space and 500 MB of data transfer per month.

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