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Topic: Spam

Related:
  SPAM email    SPAM mail  
  Anti Spam    Spam Filter  
  Stop Spam    Report Spam  
  Spam Filtering Software    Spam Protection  
  Block SPAM    Spam Blocking  
  Spam Blocker    Spam MUA Outlook  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer
Appearance:Overweight
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Mail carrier,  Webmaster
Favorite TV show(s):Big Brother,  Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Spamming,  Downloading porn,  Chatting on ICQ
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation
Worst habit(s):Swearing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Spam's roots are patriotic and proud.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Ihug director Tim Wood said existing methods for controlling spam or unsolicited emails were not working and required too much effort for the customer.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

No Spam "SPAM" is the net name for unsolicited electronic mail or newsgroup postings offering products, services, or get-rich-quick schemes.
Sending of unsolicited email or SPAM, from our server or using an email address or domain that is maintained on our servers as reference is STRICTLY prohibited.
This contains spam filtering and will block use of the mail server as a mail relay to stop people attempting to send spam via your server.
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Spams are injected into news servers at Abac.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Unsolicited email (SPAM) is on the forefront of a highly contentious and bitter fight between free speech advocates and the forces trying to rein it in.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

EUROPE BANS SPAM It was reported on May 31st that the European Parliament voted to prohibit the transmission of bulk unsolicited commercial e-mail.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Spam is designated as unsolicited email and certain programming practices to control your position in a search engine.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Spam filtering is not just classification, because false positives are so much worse than false negatives that you should treat them as a different kind of error.
 
 
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