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Topic: Spider

Related:
  Spider Man    Spider Web  
  Spider Veins    Spider mites  
  Amazing Spider Man    Spider Bite  
  Spider Man movie    Brown Recluse Spider  
  Spider Man comic    Game Spider  
  Spider Monkey    House Spider  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Going to the beach,  Gardening
Favorite animal(s):Wasps,  Frog,  Butterfly
Currently has on their coffee table:Spider-man comic,  Better Homes & Gardens,  Wonder Woman comic
Dream job(s):Webmaster,  Comic book artist
Favorite movie(s):Minority Report
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites
Listens to:David Bowie,  Robbie Williams
Ultimate fantasy(s):Turning into a vampire
Favorite time of year:Halloween
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

The house spiders are having an orgy as oodles of ladybugs fall into their clutches.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Spiders are tiny, well-mannered creatures that are far more frightened of you than you should be of them but try telling that to someone with that particular phobia.
Most spiders are solitary and when they come across other spiders, cannibalism frequently occurs.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Spider's Web is replacing our Lace Cashmere, which we were finding very hard to procure.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

These spiders are arboreal and are indigenous to the forests of southeast India, living in tree hollows and behind loose tree bark.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

The spiders have woven dense mats of silk all over the mulch heap.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Spiders are search engines that come to your site and follow each link, indexing the words on each page.
Spiders are how search engines automatically index web pages.
Spiders are the automated programs used by the search engines to crawl the Internet.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Spiders have provided benefits to humans and are an important part of the ecosystem.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Spiders are carnivores, meaning that all spiders hunt for their food.
Spiders can be trouble watch out for Redbacks and Funnel Webs if bitten go straight to hospital.
 
 
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