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Topic: Sports

Related:
  Sports News    Sports Car  
  Sport Fishing    Sports Games  
  Play Sports    Water Sports  
  Outdoor Sports    Sports Medicine  
  Sports Equipment    Sports and Recreation  
  Sports Bar    Sports Teams  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair,  Baseball cap
Most admires:All cheerleaders
Personality:Sporty
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine
Favorite TV show(s):World Cup Coverage
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Interest(s):Camping,  Boating
Favorite sport(s):Volleyball,  Swimming,  Badminton
Likes to wear:Adidas,  Ski gear,  Sports bra
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jesse Owens,  Michael Jordan,  Ian Thorpe (swimmer)
Favorite quote(s):
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Creatine sports supplements which are an amino acid that is supposed to prevent muscle fatique.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Sports drinks are nutritionally similar to diluted soft drinks, and with the exception of marathon athletes, are not needed by recreational athletes.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Sports shoes are marketed so extensively, children can be under a lot of peer pressure to wear the most expensive brand sports shoes.
John Fielding,
CEO

Sports Careers offers a specialist recruitment service for individuals wishing to pursue or further their cricket career.
We are a team of sports wagering consultants who have provided information and selections to several professional wagerers and 3 gambling syndicates over the past 10 years.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Sports activities are now carried out under totally different conditions from those of 40 years ago when the current legislation was enacted.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

The Sports Director shall be responsible for developing and controlling the programs of the training camps and seminars for coaches and athletes organized in frameworks of the IKA.
The Sports Science of the human body now plays an important part in the development of these young athletes and should be individual to the athletes needs in there formative years.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

NCAA Picks are sports Picks where the Handicapping company chooses who to Wager on in an NCAA college Football game.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Sports Massage Therapy is the science and art of applying massage techniques to ensure the health and well being of the athlete.
Sports and fitness magazines often refer to the fatigue problems associated with low iron levels and toxicity problems with high iron levels.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Professional sports have created their own problems and they need to take responsibility for putting their house in order and quit looking for government handouts.
 
 
 User Talk
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2005-08-30 10:32:05
we will not let the competion gain ,lets make sure they remember the day they competed with us
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