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Topic: Sports and steroids

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:All cheerleaders
Appearance:Muscular
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine,  Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs,  Watching Sport on TV
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding,  Working out at the gym,  Swimming
Favorite sportsperson(s):Carl Lewis (sprinter),  Jesse Owens,  Ian Thorpe (swimmer)
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Taking Ecstasy,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
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Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Anabolic steroids facilitate the growth of skeletal muscle, which led to use of the compounds first by bodybuilders and weightlifters and then by athletes in other sports.
Anabolic steroids are banned in most sports, any athlete found using them is usually suspended for long periods and stripped of any titles they may have gained whilst they were using steroids.
Please see the articles on pharmacology of sport and sports medicine in the countries of the former Soviet Union for more information on anabolic steroids.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

This is by no means a guide to taking steroids, this sport is full of prim donnas letting us all know what to take, when to take it and of course how much.
 
 
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