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Topic: Squirrel

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  Flying Squirrel    Fox Squirrel  
  Squirrel Feeders    Red Squirrel  
  SQUIRREL DOG    Grey Squirrel  
  Squirrel Monkey    Squirrel hunting  
  Black Squirrel    Squirrel pictures  
  Squirrel Nut Zippers    Gray Squirrel  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):House
Most admires:Easter Bunny
Politics:Animal rights
Favorite era(s):Prehistoric times
Favorite activity(s):Birdwatching,  Gardening
Favorite food(s):Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Favorite animal(s):Mouse,  Owls,  Wolf
Favorite movie(s):Taxi Driver
Favorite computer game(s):Lemmings
Favorite sport(s):Hunting
Favorite time of year:Spring,  Easter
Membership(s):World Wildlife Fund
Favorite quote(s):"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The squirrels are tormenting them by chattering and teasing!
Flying squirrels are distinguished by their very large eyes and long flaps of skin that stretch between their front and hind legs.
Two gray squirrels were running through the dried pine needles chattering busily to one another.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Squirrels are the main mammal in the diet of some martens in Finland and Sweden.
Red squirrels are common in both the deciduous and coniferous forest.
Red squirrels are at home in conifer forests and broadleaved woodland.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Squirrels are known for their ability to confuse motorists with their seeming indecisiveness, nervously twitching and convulsing as the vehicle approaches.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Squirrels are dilute Chinchillas.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Squirrels are the pet that will allow you to go on vacation for two weeks without having to ask a friend or neighbor to take care of them for you.
Squirrels are a lot more fun to raise then baby bunnies.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

We are like squirrels trying to comprehend quantum mechanics when it comes to consciousness.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Squirrels are not burglars.
 
 
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