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Topic: Stain

Related:
  Removes stains    Stain Removal  
  Wood Stain    Carpet Stain  
  Stain Glass    Stain Remover  
  Removing Stains    Ink and Stain  
  Concrete Stain    Gram stain  
  Stain Glass and Stain Glass Windows    Laundry Stain  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Vacuum cleaner,  Ikea bedroom,  House
Most admires:Martha Stewart
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Dream job(s):Janitor,  Housewife,  Interior decorator
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite body part(s):Teeth,  Hair
Favorite food(s):Anything with salt
Likes to wear:Vinyl,  Diapers
Favorite movie(s):Jaws
Favorite drink(s):Coke
Worst habit(s):Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

There were stains under the arms and the man had a sweaty, round face that at the moment was flushed an unpleasant red.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Unsightly stains and faded upholstery ruin the appearance and diminish the value of your vehicle.
Efflorescence stains caused by water penetration and leaching salts are unsightly and add to deterioration.
Mortar stains require brushing a solution of one part hydrochloric acid to six parts water on the stain.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Latex stains are often recommended for redo over previously oil-based stained or painted surfaces due to their excellent adhesion properties.
Grass stains ran the length of her favorite jeans and fluffy pink shirt.
These stains are not chemically bound to the nylon fibers.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Stains mucus in goblet cells of the intestine or cartilage in the trachea or in embryonic tissue.
Stains and other damage to upholstery should be referred to an upholstery or textile conservator for further treatment.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

STAINS A variety of different colour stains are available and these can also be customized to clients individual specifications.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Finish and stains are of course important elements of prefinished hardwood flooring.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Stains due to contact with tanning lotions or other chemicals.
 
 
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