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Topic: Standard

Related:
  Industry Standard    Standard Time  
  ISO standard    American Standard  
  Standard Federal    Standard Process  
  Standard of Living    Standard Life  
  Gold Standard    Hotel Standard  
  Standard and Poor's    British Standards  

 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

Current standards and expectations for professional consultants are higher than ever.
Strict standards are placed on quality with a strong commitment to value to achieve homeowner satisfaction.
They are chosen for high standards of driving ability and safety then trained further in hospitality and service to enhance your Wine Country experience.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Those standards require that we plan and perform the audits to obtain reasonable assurance abut whether the financial statements are free of material misstatement.
This is designed to facilitate harmonized standards throughout the CARICOM region for the marketing of poultry meat and poultry products intended for human consumption.
Provincial standards should be set and a measurement or oversight mechanism should be put in place to ensure compliance with standards.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Swing standards and original compositions alike are ably showcased in this sunny set.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Standards and development work has integrated ATM and IPv6 environments.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

PROPOSED STANDARDS OF OPEN SPACE Careful consideration has been given to the question as to what should be the appropriate standard of open space for highly developed areas.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

These standards are summarised at benchmark level, but more detail is given as benchmark features.
The standards and the specialties of the diamond tool trade are designed and manufactured by the creative minds and talents of those working in the industry today.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Such moral standards are tolerable only when their implementation cannot be controlled, thus leaving ample of loopholes.
 
 
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