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Topic: Standard Time

Related:
  Standard    First Time  
  Time    Eastern Standard Time  
  New York Times    Day Time  
  Part time    Just in time  
  Real Time    Time Change  
  Pacific Standard Time    Date Time  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box,  Apple Computer
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Mail carrier
Favorite TV show(s):Live! With Regis and Kelly,  6 O'Clock News
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Computers
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Downloading MP3's,  Chatting on ICQ
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being normal
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

At times I visualize really huge boobs while at others my breasts are tiny by cartoon standards.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

When it is time to dine our restaurant sets exemplary standards of excellence for cuisine and service.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Standards help us maximize the use of our time in producing the highest quality product or service at the best possible cost.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The time is ripe for transmission users to commit to the highest common denominator regional transmission planning standards in regional transmission planning.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

There was a time when medical therapy had no standards because the therapeutic elements in drugs had not been definitely determined on a chemical basis.
Methods Time Measurement establishes time standards using the best method.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

In that time a reputation for the highest standards of workmanship and expertise in the precision machining of a wide variety of components has been developed.
Mark Harris,
Priest

We are living in times where the world is trying to change the standards and moral commandments that were set down by God thousands of years ago.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Time does not permit discussion on the impact of better planning on reducing exposure to hazards or on how the implementation of building standards can reduce vulnerability.
Industry Production Standards are based on average time required in the performance of specific duties for project production by a professional word processing operator.
STANDARDS FOR REGISTRATION Standards for registration may from time to time and as occasion may require be made in a manner determined by the Board of Directors of this Association.
John Fielding,
CEO

Accredited standards assure that the investment in time and intellectual capital can move from one system to the next.
 
 
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