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Topic: Starr

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Monica Lewinksy,  Yoko Ono,  Hillary Clinton
Good point(s):Remorseful
Bad point(s):Dishonest
Dream job(s):Prison Guard
Favorite era(s):1970s
Favorite TV show(s):The X-Files,  Saturday Night Live,  Days of our Lives
Favorite actor(s):Winona Ryder,  Ronald Reagan
Listens to:The Beatles,  Rock and Roll,  The Who "The Who"
Favorite sportsperson(s):Carl Lewis (sprinter)
Favorite quote(s):"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
 
 
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Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Pan-STARRS principal investigator Nick Kaiser comments that "current surveys have detected roughly half of the objects bigger than a mile in diameter.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Whether the president lied under the oaths he was forced to take as part of Starr's crusade is a matter that Clinton may have to face in a federal court after he leaves office.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The data from Pan-STARRS will be used to address many scientific questions, ranging from the origin of the Solar System to the properties of the Universe on the largest scales.
In 1996 Starrs predicted the utter collapse of fingerprints as scientific evidence: "The word is out and it is enough to startle, perplex and lay fingerprint examiners low.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Third, there is indeed conflicting testimony between Clinton and Monica Lewinsky, and Starr's history of threatening witnesses until they give the kind of testimony he wants invalidates the testimony he received from Lewinsky.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The STARRS provided the Army a doctrine-based information collection system to assist commanders in evaluating training programs.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Starr's Free Lesbian Sex - Lesbian ladies massaging each other with lotion.
John Fielding,
CEO

Starr's only key Whitewater witness, David Hale, is reported to have been paid by Richard Mellon Scaife, who is funding the Clinton scandals.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Joined RINGO STARR'S ALL STARR BAND in 1989 for the World Tour and resulting live album and video.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Someone at Starr's private law firm, Kirkland and Ellis, faxed an affidavit from the Jones case to the Chicago Tribune before it was filed in court.
Starrs was also denied in a later ruling, but defense “expert” not permitted to testify as a expert in fingerprints - permitted to testify as to the area of “scientific methodology” only.
Starr's team has used hardball tactics -- like wiring up informers to capture incriminating statements by others -- in situations in which a normal Justice Department prosecutor never would be allowed to.
 
 
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