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Topic: Web Statistics

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Favorite book(s):

"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers, Maths

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Chatting on ICQ, eBay Auctions

Favorite board game(s):

Chess

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Web usage statistics have recently been gathered, allowing tracking of departmental activity.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

This is a comprehensive Web site statistics analysis program written in PHP that uses a MySQL database on backend for data handling.
Wusage is a configurable web statistics program which relies on the Apache raw log files for the data on visitor information.
Detailed Web Statistics Detailed web site statistics are provided as well as the raw log files for use in an external statistics reporting program.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Web Statistics: $45 one time fee for browser based password protected access to your easy to read web statistics.
Quarterly web site statistics and reports are included Internet Marketing Services Internet marketing services are a combination of several programs.
Web statistics give you information about how many people visit your site, what your most popular pages are, and other browsing information.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Web Statistics Reporting - Utilizing Web Trends software, you can analyze your website traffic easily through a web browser based link.
All usage statistics are only used as aggregated data to derive statistics and not to identify individuals accessing the Web sites.
Statistics can be scheduled on a web server as a background application or Traffic Report can create html reports off line.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Web Statistics and Mail are processed by heavy duty SGI Origin 2000 processors which are extremely fast and reliable.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Statistics throughout the web site have been taken from the FBI Uniform Crime Report and the Center for Disease Control Statistics on Unintentional Drownings.

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