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Topic: Steroid

Related:
  Anabolic Steroids    Steroid use  
  Effects of Steroids    Steroid Injection  
  Side effects of steroid    Steroids Do Athletes  
  Steroid Cycles    Types of steroids  
  Steroid Information    Steroid Abuse  
  Sports and steroids    Steroids are illegal  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Muscular
Personality:Easily addicted
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding,  Working out at the gym
Favorite sportsperson(s):Carl Lewis (sprinter)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Uses laxatives,  Taking weight loss pills
Worst habit(s):Taking Ecstasy,  Taking Drugs,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Steroids are what help exercise to melt off more weight and build muscle.
Steroids are often given to patients along with one or more anticancer drugs and appear to help to control the effects of the disease on the body.
Steroids have been shown to be the most effective way to reverse severe wheezing and chest congestion associated with an asthma attack.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Anabolic steroids are manufactured or synthesized derivatives of the male hormone, testosterone.
Anabolic steroids are all synthetic forms of the male hormone testosterone.
Anabolic steroids are banned in most sports, any athlete found using them is usually suspended for long periods and stripped of any titles they may have gained whilst they were using steroids.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

BECAUSE anabolic steroids are modelled on male hormones they can have a masculinising effect on the body.
When steroids are first used sexual interest increases because of the heightened frequency and duration of the erections.
Inhaled steroids are different from oral steroids.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Although topical steroids are invaluable for the treatment of skin diseases incorrect use may have disastrous consequences.
Steroids are often prescribed as a first line treatment by dermatologists despite the risks and long term low success rate.
Steroids may be required in some patients with more severe complications such as vasculitis or nervous system involvement.
 
 
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john smith
2005-01-10 10:18:02
does steroids make your penis shrink
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