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Topic: Types of steroids

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Appearance:

Muscular

Personality:

Easily addicted, Nervous

Dream job(s):

Drug dealer

Favorite body part(s):

Skin, Lungs

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding, Working out at the gym

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Carl Lewis (sprinter)

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Taking Prozac, Undergoing therapy

Worst habit(s):

Taking Drugs, Taking Ecstasy, Smoking Marijuana

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin

Expert Talk

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

This WEB SITE provides users with information of all kinds and types regarding steroids.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Two better known types are anabolic steroids as used illegally in athletics, and glucocorticoid steroids which are used to reduce inflammation.
Steroids are used for treatment of certain diseases such as specific types of anemia, some breast cancers, and testosterone deficiency.
This type of medicine includes psychotropics, narcotics and anabolic steroids.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Steroids can remain detectable in a persons system anywhere from 1 week to over a year after use, results will vary based upon the actual substance amount and type used ,and the person using them.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

These are not the type of steroids some athletes abuse, but are rather related to steroids produced by your body every day.
Because of the long-term side effects of some steroids, newer types of steroids are being explored.
Epidural injections of steroids can help relieve low back and sciatic type pain by reducing nerve irritation and swelling.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

These changes have occurred in the dose and type of both the estrogen and progestin components, as well as in the sequencing or phasing of these steroids.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

These were treated with every over the counter medication known to man followed by every different type of antibiotic and eventually steroids.
There are many different brands and types of topical steroids.
There are many types of steroids used to treat arthritis and related rheumatic conditions.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Casey Muessigmann 2004-11-10 11:18:56	I have a ? about steroid use. I want to know if steroids have any affect on your brain. I have heard that when you take steroids you get an attitude and are very difficult to work with. You become very angry and your temper flairs often. Is this true?
From: lorie gilreath 2005-04-28 08:30:39	Do steroids that are used for pain injections (like back pain) cause weight gain?

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