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Topic: Steroid use

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Muscular
Personality:Easily addicted
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite body part(s):Skin,  Lungs
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding,  Working out at the gym
Favorite sportsperson(s):Carl Lewis (sprinter)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Uses laxatives,  Has cancer
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Taking Ecstasy,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Intravenous steroids are used to control acute attacks, and regular use of Beta-interferon is used to control the course of the illness by reducing the number of relapses.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

This process is usually brought on by the use of testosterone or steroids with high androgenic characteristics in high dosages over a long duration.
This is not anofficially approved medical use for anabolic steroids in the United States.
Illegal use of anabolic steroids in the past 12 months.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Steroids quickly enhance muscle mass and strength allowing for individuals to use much heavier weights than before.
This is more prominent in woman when they use androgenic steroids because they usually have smoother skin to begin with.
Glucocorticoids are steroids, and the use of steroids has been found in many cases to raise the eye pressure.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

I use strong topical steroids and go to prednisone about twice as year and antibiotics.
Although topical steroids are invaluable for the treatment of skin diseases incorrect use may have disastrous consequences.
Initial use of topical steroids can reduce redness.
 
 
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