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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer
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The comedian Steven Wright says, "You know how it feels when you lean back in a chair so far that you start to fall over, and then you catch yourself?
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Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer
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Steven Wright's throw-in was headed on by Stevie G and Jamie fired it in with a powerful volley.
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Anita Ganesh,
Poet
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This site offers a different quote or joke by Steven Wright or a different Deep Thought™ by Jack Handey each time you visit.
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Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist
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Steven Wright once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen.
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Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom
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Steven Wright got it correct when it comes to change when he supposedly said, "I have a microwave fireplace at home.
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Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist
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Steven Wright consults a number of experts on the major events that will or will not occur in 1995.
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Pete Trengle,
Bass Player
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Steven Wright, Emo Phillips and Jack Handy crack me up!
What happened to the Steven Wright, Dave Barry and Jack Handey collections on the Random and Search pages?
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Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker
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Frazer Wright was foiled again when his shot was adjudged to have struck Steven Renick's hand and a penalty was awarded.
A 29-yard pass from Pustka to Steven Wright got Shiner in scoring range.
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Jordan Jones,
Rapper
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J Steven Wright I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb.
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