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Topic: Still waiting

Related:
  Waiting    Still one  
  Still Life    Still Waters  
  Still Standing    Movie Stills  
  Call Waiting    I'm still here  
  Still's Disease    Still Fly  
  Child's Waiting    Still Life Paintings  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Good point(s):Patient
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Unemployed,  Mail carrier
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I'm still waiting for the genius who can take the die out of diet.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

I'm still waiting for the night when my cock starts hurting and then instantly grows to 14 inches.
Jennifer is still determined to buy a bathing suit here, so I'm waiting and anticipating.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I'm still waiting for someone to tell me what Linux will do for me that Windows won't.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

I'm still waiting to be presented with some actual evidence to ascertain bin Laden as the mastermind.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

I'm still waiting for the audio, but I guess the CD has to be ready first.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

I'm still waiting for word back from the officials about calculated times for lapped riders.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

I'm still waiting on BT to upgrade my local exchange in Worcester to Broadband so I have to struggle with a 56K line which has a habbit of dropping the connection.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I'm still waiting for stuff that I ordered before Christmas from some other vendors.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

I'm still waiting to get a floor mat for the Backbridging, because my place has all hardwood floors.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

I'm still waiting to hear from the authorized HP Repair Facility which I contacted over a week ago.
I'm still waiting for a box or two from home, but two envelopes arrived from the photo developers.
 
 
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