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Topic: Wall Street

Related:
  Wall Street Journal    Light Street  
  Wall    Street  
  Wall Street City    Against the Wall  
  Wall Street Journal Online    Stone Wall  
  Street Address    Newspapers such as the Wall Street Journal  
  Street City  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Most admires:Warren Buffet,  Bill Gates
Bad point(s):Greedy
Politics:Capitalist
Currently has on their coffee table:Economist,  Fast Company,  The Times
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Interest(s):Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite destination(s):Hong Kong
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl was abducted and slain by Islamic extremists in Pakistan.
The Wall Street Journal reported the suspensions are signs that "the investment climate in the region is growing increasingly hostile to Western companies.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Wall Street Journal (retained for two months) Call or email the library for a username and password for the online version.
Wall Street Journal Writes About Search Engines -- This article focuses on how hard it is to find sites using search engines.
John Fielding,
CEO

A Wall Street Journal poll of corporate recruiters ranked the Mendoza College of Business 15th overall and first in recruiter satisfaction.
A Wall Street Journal survey ranked him among the top 10 independent executive development specialists in the United States.
The Wall Street Journal deems Extended Service Programs to be the only good investment in the automotive industry.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

The Wall Street Journal has reported that Ang-Du International ran a prostitution operation acquiring women from Thailand for Macao brothels.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Wall Street Journal is considered the preeminent publication for business news and information on financial markets worldwide.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The Wall Street Journal has said that by the year 2000, 60 to 70 percent of all goods and services will be sold through MLM.
Wall Street Journal -- Complete financial news service offers personalized news and market quotes.
The Wall Street Journal reports that every three months the number of Internet users doubles in size.
 
 
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