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Topic: Stroke Symptoms

Related:
  Symptoms    Stroke  
  Symptoms and Disease    Heart and Stroke  
  Symptoms of depression    Symptoms Diagnosis  
  Symptoms of illness    HEALTH RISKS AND SYMPTOMS  
  Anxiety Symptoms    Medical symptoms  
  Flu like symptoms    Power Stroke  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Intelligence:Retarded
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive,  Easily addicted
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker,  Sleeping
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs,  Eyes
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Listens to:Janet Jackson
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Family history of schizophrenia,  Approaching psychosis
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Taking Ecstasy,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

 Stroke What are the SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS of obstructive sleep apnea?
Individuals with stroke symptoms should seek immediate emergency medical care to minimize their risk of serious disability or death.
Stroke Signs and Symptoms One of the major stumbling blocks in the treatment of stroke is that a majority of people do not know the symptoms of a stroke.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

 Symptoms of stroke can sometimes be explained by the discovery of a narrowing of one or more of the carotid arteries in your neck.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

 Symptoms for strokes and mini-strokes are the same.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

 Assists with stroke symptoms and neuromuscular conditions.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

 Symptoms of Stroke What should a bystander do?
 
 
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