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Topic: Substance

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  Substance Abuse    Controlled Substances  
  Substance Abuse Treatment    Center for Substance Abuse Treatment  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Personality:Easily addicted,  Nervous
Favorite great thinker(s):Marie Curie,  Alfred Nobel
Interest(s):Chemistry
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite philosopher(s):Aristotle,  Spinoza,  Descartes
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Uses laxatives,  Taking Valium
Favorite type of dance(s):Raving
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Taking Ecstasy,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

These substances naturally irritate the stomach and cause vomiting.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

They are synthetic substances related to the male hormone testosterone.
These are substances that are foreign to the body or exogenous as compared to substances produced by the body or endogenous.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

These substances have the unique property of promoting continued use in a compulsive manner despite adverse consequences to the user.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Hazardous substances should be stored in locked cabinets or cabinets with safety latches and at a height out of reach of small children.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The substances that comprise homeopathic cures are often diluted in water to the point where not a single molecule of the original substance actually remains.
Pheromones are substances that are emitted by an individual and cause changes in physiology and/or behavior of another individual.
Organic substances are part of eggshell and they may appear either on the exterior as bloom, the interior of the shell as the membrane and within the eggshell mineral matrix.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The substances are food proteins, but ALCAT can also be used to detect abnormal reactions to chemicals such as formaldehyde and even microorganisms such as Candida and mold.
Both substances increased susceptibility to bacterial and fungal infections.
Allergens are substances that cause an allergic reaction in affected animals.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Seaman are exposed to substances in the form of cargo carried on the vessels on which they serve and from the equipment and supplies that they are required to use to maintain the vessel.
 
 
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Victoria Tritle 15 yearsold
2005-04-06 08:23:39
How Does Substance Abuse Effect The Brain That a Dumb Question Ain't it
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