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Topic: Sugar

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Easter Bunny, Martha Stewart

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine, Cup of coffee

Dream job(s):

Farmer

Favorite food(s):

Chocolate cake, Cream buns, Pumpkin soup

Favorite book(s):

"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Favorite time of year:

Thanksgiving

Favorite drink(s):

Lemonade, Rum, Orange Juice

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives, Taking weight loss pills

Worst habit(s):

Drinking

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Foods that contain significant amounts of sugars are often high in fat and can add extra calories to the diet.
Carbohydrates are sugars, starches and dietary fiber.
Added sugars are defined as sugars used as ingredients in processed and prepared foods and sugars eaten separately or added to foods at the table.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

During fermentation the yeast converts sugars in the wort into alcohol and CO2.
These grapes were allowed to hang longer on the vine while the flavors and sugars developed and concentrated.
Malt extract is the concentrated sugars extracted from malted barley.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Nicotine fed you by indirectly pumping stored fats and sugars into your blood via adrenaline releases.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The sugars must first be taken up inside the yeast cell before they can be fermented.
Colored Sugars All containers are approximately 4 oz.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

There is more and more evidence that supplementing these glyconutrients is probably the only way to assure that our bodies will have enough of these essential sugars for optimum cellular function and health.
Studies of meteorites called chondrites have shown that a variety of simply sugars are present in the meteorites including dihydroxyacetone and sugar alcohols such as glycerols.
The sugars produced by photosynthesis flow from the leaves to other parts of the tree, where some of the chemical energy is used for growth and some is stored.

User Talk

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From: what is difference between male/female b 2005-04-26 16:52:18
From: Thunderchicken7 2005-04-28 14:10:28	How do the different Sugars turn into fuel for the body and how do they affect the body?

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