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Topic: Suicide

  Suicide Note    Suicide Prevention  
  Suicide rates    Depression and Suicide  
  Suicide Bombing    Suicide Help  
  Suicide Bombers    Cause of death Suicide  
  Assisted Suicide    Suicide Facts  
  Survivors of Suicide  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Yasser Arafat,  Osama Bin Laden,  Shimon Peres
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Suicidal,  Depressive,  Sad
Politics:Gay activism
Dream job(s):Terrorist
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:fcuk
Favorite destination(s):Israel
Medical note(s):Taking Prozac,  Approaching psychosis,  Family history of schizophrenia
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

There have been suicides and hunger strikes at the centre and inmates have complained about conditions and brutality from screws.
Farming Suicides From 1982-7 farmers, horticultural workers and farm managers had the second highest risk of suicide after vets - a PMR of 202.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

It is estimated that 30% of reported youth suicides are committed by gay or lesbian youth.
It is estimated that one-third of all completed adolescent suicides are done by LGBTQ youth, and gender non-conforming teens are among the most likely to attempt to kill themselves.
Nearly all gay and lesbian suicides occur between the ages of 16 and 21.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

These assassinations are made to look like accidents, suicides, and outright shootings in killing the target and then framing up an innocent person for the shooting.
Gun control proponents argue that there would be fewer suicides if we had stricter gun controls.
More people die from firearm suicides than homicides in the US.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Other assaults, suicides, and unrelated homicides were assigned to property detectives.
Psychosocial autopsy of completed suicides in children and adolescents.
Those assisted suicides are already a crime under Oregon law, and thus already subject to adverse action by the DEA as well under the Attorney General's interpretation.
Mark Harris,

There was also a wave of suicides among priests and their wives around 1075, after Pope Gregory VII imposed celibacy on the clergy, who had previously been allowed to marry.
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
2004-11-20 03:48:18
2004-12-21 13:37:46
2005-02-22 13:18:51
um. . .how many people kill themselves a year?
2005-03-12 13:55:27
How long is it from here to there?
2005-03-12 13:59:35
Would you like help? It seems like you need some.

2005-04-12 11:20:31
2005-04-22 22:17:11
Right down the street and around the corner there was someone who comitted suiside. See, it was an old man. His wife died of cancer. He felt he had no other reason to live. So he went out to the old willowtree(which is still there) and tied a rope to the tree. Then he got a ladder nad stood on it. After that he stood on the ladder , and tied the end of the rope around his neck. Then he kicked the ladder. So he hung himself.
2005-05-08 16:44:47
i suffer from schizoaffective dissorder, just got out of mental hosptal still very paranoid hearing voices petrified homeless alone medicine not working anxious fluxin moods periodoidically suicidal unsafe
2005-06-03 23:01:21
Just recently or September of 2004 i got out of the Meriter Psych Ward for Children and adolesents in Madison Wisconsin. I was there because of an overdose. And I really think that it didnt do much good i still think of dying and/or offing myself but i would like help from others who may have gone through this or something similar. If tose people would be so kind as to email me at or IM me at ~risendrkangel~ on AIM. Thank you to listening to my problems because I feel bad knowing there are others out there who feel the same but can't seem to talk about it. ~kami~
2005-06-10 11:44:04
K.T.S. pretty much has it all put together. Thanks for getting that out here.
2005-08-18 01:50:08
none of your business/this is not funny these ppl have problems and instead of makeing fun of them you should respect wat they have to say.
2005-08-28 17:36:35
Outstanding website!
ur all stupid
2005-09-21 11:35:49
i dont belive a single word any of u say
UNknown Follower
2005-10-11 19:46:24
All the time I am depressed I want KILL MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ThE DaRk SouLeD HumAN
2005-11-22 17:41:14
i ma always alone in my house my mom is usally at work...and i am always depressed about something.My mom thinks its the music i listen to,but i think its jeoulsy raging in my HEART from my little brother....She wants to take me to a phycyitrist,but i dont know if i should accept or decline??What should i do??(BECAUSE OF THIS I ALWAYS FEEL OF SLITTING MY WRISTS OR CUTTING MY NECK.)
ThE DaRk SouLeD HumAN
2005-11-22 17:44:11
What do I do??Say she should spend more time with me,Or just try to let it go?But i doubt that will happen about letting it go...
bill gates
2005-12-06 06:42:31
ThE DaRk SouLeD HumAN
2005-12-06 17:48:54
2006-02-24 01:43:19
to dark souled talk to your mum and tell her how you feel!!! i am nearly fifty and have been suicidel since I was about ten, i have attempted on accasions but the knowledge that my family would be devestated beyon repair has always kept me hanging on, however my thughts of going home never leave me. You see I don't feel like this life is where I belong... to all of you outhere just take every day one at a time, when that is too much one hour at a time and when that is too much one minute at a time... that is how I survive day by day.... love and healing will be ours one day...
2006-03-20 08:45:50
im with the other nikki you really should stop posting notes on websites and talk to a real person. i did and that is why i am still here.

2007-10-22 12:18:52
tell me details about Schizophrenia?
2006-09-03 23:06:40
my bf took 20 panadols. he doesnt wan to see doctor. will he die??? or what are the effects aftre taking so many tablets of panadols???? does he need to see a phycho doctor..??
2006-05-16 17:04:48
Hi guys i can relate of how all of you are feeling this unbearable this constant struggle that we all have to fight through every single day, hour, minute, seconds and every single air we breath in and out and as our hearts beats to fight this things within us. I've been abused before since young, molested and have relationship problems even things to cope with its all affected spiritually, mentally, emotionally and physically, i've been having self-injury since at young age im a cutter and wanted to commit suicide or having suicidal thoughts and ideas even hearing voices telling me to cut cut cut its as if an addiction when i see knife and even seeing the word suicide appears in front of my eyes i've been diagnosed of having severe depression then later on borderline personality disorder. i've been hospitalized in and out even dont feel safe or peace when im in hospital i felt more stressful. i bite, scratch , cut , use hot water, using pen, niddle , overdosing of panadols and anti-depressant.I still going through others trauma my family having a crisis,financial probs, even family problems even the anti-depressant that i took also gave me a lots of problems i have insomnia,i still feel depressed, vomitting,nausea, headache, dizziness, cant breath easily at times,anxious,having psychosis.But im still alive and now im tougher and stronger. YOU NEED GOD INTO YOUR LIFE PRAY EVERY SINGLE DAY OR WHENEVER YOU FEEL TEMPTED OR OUT OF CONTROL, PPL WHOM YOU CAN TRUST FIND AS MANY BEST-FRIENDS AS POSSIBLE, YOU NEED TO SEE PDOCS. TAKE THE MEDS IF YOU CANT COPE WITH IT TELL TO YOUR DOC. YOU NEED TO EDUCATE YOURSELF WITH SOME INFORMATION OF HOW TO COPE THESE SUICIDAL THOUGHTS ETC ETC. WRITE DOWN THINGS THAT YOU GRATEFUL OF,LISTEN TO SOFT MUSIC,EXERCISE, HAVING PET IS GOOD THEY CAN RELEASE YOUR STRESS, IF SOMETHING MAKES YOU SAD,STRESSFUL,HURT AVOID THE SITUATION FOR AWHILE. AND WHEN YOU'RE STRONGER/CALM ENOUGH DEAL WITH IT DONT RUN AWAY. YOU CAN HIDE AND RUN BUT THERE'S NO WHERE YOU CAN HIDE OR HIDE LONG EVEN RUN CANT RUN ANYWHERE. JUST BE COURAGEOUS AND BUILT UP UR CONFIDENT AND TRUST YOURSELF THAT YOU CAN DO IT COZ GOD BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN DO IT , FRIENDS BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN DO IT IF YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS WHOM SAID THIS TO YOU THEN I TELL YOU THAT I BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN DO IT AND SO YOU TOO MUST BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN DO IT...... WITH LOVE.......
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