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Topic: Tech Support

  Tech    Support  
  Support Group    Technical Support  
  Support Services    High Tech  
  Customer Support    Support Network  
  Life Support    Child Support  
  Support Windows    Back Support  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Slashdot
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today,  PC World
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  Quake,  Counter Strike
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Building websites,  Finding warez
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

SBnet tech support staff may refer you to your own MIS staff for support issues beyond the scope of our experience.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Our Tech Support pages have further instructions on how to use these scripts so you can easily make your web pages more interesting and functional.
Subject: Kermit Tech Support Kermit technical support is without question the best I have ever had in 32 years in the computer business.
Before contacting tech support, be sure that you've reviewed the program and help documentation troubleshooting sections for answers to the most common questions.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Abacus Tech is a software process improvement company that assists organizations in implementing software process improvement that supports their business and technical architecture.
PSI TECH provides its worldwide pool of TRV students with ongoing technical support and specialized advanced training.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

This online tech support Website allows you to receive help online - which means you don't have to disconnect from the Internet to make a phone call.
Tech support is available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week to members by TOLL FREE 800#
Tech Support is available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week by TOLL FREE 800# to members!
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

DYME Tech Solutions - Desktop support professionals who offer technical support online or by phone for both hardware and software.
Tech Support for both Mac and PC versions are available and their contact information is included with the software.
TECH Connect are an IT Training Company offering a broad range of technical IT courses in networking, database, internet and pc/application support.
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