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Topic: Surfing the Web

Related:
  Web    Surfing  
  Web site    Web Page  
  Web Design    Web Services  
  Web Server    Web based  
  Web Site Design    Web Resources  
  Web Access    Web Site Services  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Cookies
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Finding warez,  Downloading MP3's
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

I was surfing through the web's scout sites when I found your site.
I was surfing around a web lookin some good Adult sites and found this from searchengine Google.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

While surfing the web you have undoubtly come upon many sites that use custom programming to dynamically create the pages.
Web Surfing Club: Where can a user find resources on basic computing on the Internet?
When surfing web sites, some times when you see a decent application of some sort e.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Surfing the web with a full-featured browser allows you to see all the latest web page design innovations.
Our web site uses the latest and the best technologies to improve your surfing experience.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

You've been surfing the web and you've come across a lot of free sites that offer a zillion banners and 10 lousy pics.
Surfing is using a Web browser, such as Microsoft Internet Explorer or Netscape Navigator, to view pages on a Web Site.
Web hosting is the process of keeping your web site at a "server" where your web page can be accessed by people surfing the Internet.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Web Surfing and SoundFonts When you are surfing the web, very often you come across a site and music starts playing out of your speakers.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

If you are surfing for graphics or items to use on your web site we have a few items from our recycle bin which you may use without reciprocation.
 
 
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