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Topic: Surgeon

Related:
  Surgeon General    Plastic Surgeons  
  Orthopedic Surgeons    American College of Surgeons  
  College of Physicians and Surgeons    American Society of Plastic Surgeons  
  Board Certified Plastic Surgeon    Cosmetic Surgeon  
  Oral Surgeon    Surgeon General's Warning  
  Bariatric Surgeons    College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario  

 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

These are surgeons whose income levels cannot sustain the regular $200 per year active membership dues.
Surgeons were put at ease with fellow physicians at the head of the operating table administering and supervising anesthetics.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Some surgeons are unaware of the excellent results that can be produced by liposuction without resorting to the more dangerous and the more expensive tummy-tuck.
Surgeons using FESS need remove only the sinus material that is irreversibly diseased or that is causing sinus and nasal obstruction.
Cardiothoracic surgeons are surgeons who undergo specialized training in surgery of the heart, lungs esophagus and other contents of the chest.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Imagine if surgeons were compelled to carry out operations wearing boxing gloves and using blunt instruments.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The surgeons are certified and trained to use all of the currently approved FDA devices.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Surgeons are cautioned to use a well-proven clinical design, as biomechanical variations critically impact clinical outcomes.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Surgeons are using the Phantom as a training simulator for high-risk operations.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Researchers and surgeons are enthusiastic about the advantages of leech therapy as a means to restore venous blood circulation following cosmetic or reconstructive surgery.
Surgeons often remove lymph nodes near the pancreas to learn whether they contain cancer cells.
Surgeons decided that tumor cells broke off from the primary tumor and progressed in an orderly fashion to the lymph nodes and then into the blood stream.
 
 
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