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Topic: Surgery

Related:
  Plastic Surgery    Eye Surgery  
  Heart Surgery    Cosmetic Surgery  
  Laser Surgery    Reconstructive Surgery  
  Knee Surgery    Oral Surgery  
  Breast Surgery    Cataract Surgery  
  Cardiac Surgery    Back Surgery  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine,  Penis
People talk about their ..:Tattoo
Appearance:Beautiful
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Favorite body part(s):Eyes,  Heart,  Teeth
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Heart attack imminent
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Specialty surgeries are performed at the hospital on a scheduled basis by consulting physicians.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Surgeries, spinal fusions, decompression, disc herniations and fractures can all affect normal alignment through exercise or surgery of the spine.
Inpatient surgeries require the patient to stay overnight in the hospital.
Surgeries are less invasive with fewer side effects and quicker recovery.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

CORRECTIVE SURGERIES AND MEDICATIONS Most of the orphans in China have special needs either mentally or physically.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Hospitals and GPs’ surgeries are sometimes poorly served by public transport and car parking is often expensive and in short supply.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

During certain surgeries, required by conditions such as tumors or severe epilepsy, the Pleasure Center of human beings has actually been stimulated.
Exploratory surgeries are a very useful tool in veterinary medicine.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Most surgeries are performed at Cedars Sinai Medical Center, the first center in the area to perform FDA approved laser refractive surgery.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The surgeon tell us that because of all his surgeries in that area he will have phantom pains due to irritation of the nerves and scar tissue.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Many reports were aimed at the necessity of the common view as to expediency of orthopedic surgeries in case of Cerebral Palsy and contraindications for such interventions.
Cosmetic surgery is an unregulated segment of healthcare since it is generally privately for paid for.
 
 
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