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Topic: Surgical

Related:
  Surgical Procedures    Surgical Instruments  
  Surgical Abortion    Surgical Supplies  
  Surgical Technology    Surgical Weight Loss  
  Surgical Technician    Non Surgical Face Lift  
  Surgical Technologist    Surgical Tech  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine,  Penis
Appearance:Beautiful
People talk about their ..:Tattoo,  Childhood trauma
Personality:Suicidal
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Teeth,  Eyes
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Heart attack imminent
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Liposuction is a surgical procedure designed to remove pockets of excess fat that are resistant to diet and exercise.
Liposuction is a surgical procedure that removes excess deposits of fat from specific areas of the body.
The surgical option is considered a permanent procedure and has good long-range results when patients comply with nutritional and exercise guidelines.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Surgical procedure in which tissues of the throat and palate are tightened and airways opened for treatment of sleep apnea and other sleeping disorders.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Basic surgical procedures are designed to lift, stretch and remove sagging skin while supporting the facial musculature and replacing youthful contour.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Some surgical procedures require the placement of recording or stimulating electrodes within the incision site.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Radiosurgery is a surgical procedure where narrow beams of radiation are targeted to a precisely defined volume of tissue within the brain.
There are surgical procedures that can be performed before any x-ray evidence of the problem exists that may alter the course of this process.
It is a surgical reversible procedure that involves implanting a device to deliver mild electrical stimulation to block the brain signals that cause tremors.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Several surgical treatments from simple injections to open surgery bring significant pain relief in a majority of tic patients.
John Fielding,
CEO

Payment is required for the portion of major surgical procedures not covered by your insurance provider at the time surgery is scheduled.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Cosmetic surgical procedures are routinely performed in his fully equipped and accredited office surgical suite.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
sarfraz
2005-08-17 14:39:34
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From:
Arshad Parvaiz
2005-09-06 08:11:34
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