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Topic: Symptoms

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs, Sleepwalking sleepwalker, Sleeping

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs, Skin

People talk about their ..:

Childhood trauma

Bad point(s):

Pessimistic

Personality:

Depressive, Nervous, Easily addicted

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Medical note(s):

Taking Prozac, Taking Valium, Family history of schizophrenia

Worst habit(s):

Smoking, Taking Ecstasy

Favorite quote(s):

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Symptoms of deficiency include mild disorders in blood clotting.
Are depressive symptoms associated with an increased risk of Alzheimer's disease?

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Symptoms of asthma are usually progressive in response to triggers such as those commonly experienced as part of dorm living.
Withdrawal symptoms were observed in everyday clinical conditions, which were generally mild and resolved spontaneously.
Symptoms of fatigue and weakness had set in my body from overwork and embodiment of emotional stress.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Symptoms of asbestosis include shortness of breath and a dry crackling sound in the lungs while inhaling.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

While symptoms are helpful in diagnosing worm problems in horses, perhaps the better way to determine kinds of worms is to have a reliable laboratory or a local veterinarian make fecal analyses.
The symptoms are viewed as emotional phenomena rather than a precursor to disease, although the experience of pain should not be discounted.
Symptoms arise when these tumors secrete hormones or becomes large enough to compress adjacent structures.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The symptoms are of typical conjunctivitis but the history is one of an infection that has persisted for over three weeks despite treatment with topical antibiotics.
Symptoms appear approximately two days after infection at which time the newly infected person becomes a vehicle for infecting others.
These symptoms are frequently associated with signs of upper respiratory infections such as a runny nose or a cough.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: marie 2004-11-08 12:49:56	I have dry itchy skin, depression, ocd, low thyroid, help?
From: Pam 2004-11-15 08:41:22	Daughter woke this am with loud ringing in ears and seeing blue lights. She passed out in shower. Felt fine after that. Any idea's?
From: how do i know if i have hemmrrhoids 2005-04-07 22:30:23
From: jon 2005-04-07 22:32:41	how do i know if i have hemmrrhoids
From: kidproject 2005-05-24 14:18:06	how do iknow if i have aids?
From: emiliano 2005-07-05 07:51:53	i got a blow job from a hooker she did not use a condom and i ate her out whats the possibality for hiv
From: Jon Bett 2005-09-10 02:40:43	I went to the hospital 10 days ago...chest pain shortness of breath..they kept me for 4 days said I had a blood clot in my leg and the cat scan showed 2 in my left lung.My question is well I first checked my self out I left the hospital...its to stressfull...can I ask what to do now? I have panic attacts when I go to or am in any hospital

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