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Topic: Take two

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  Take home    Take away  
  Takes Two Games    Step Two  
  Two companies    Take 6  
  Take Five    Take 5  
  Take that    Take pictures  
  Two Way  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Nervous
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Mail carrier
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):English,  Business
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite sport(s):Canoeing,  Roller blading
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Two shots is all it takes to kill the fat man then make short work of the divers.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This takes two to three years to complete and means he can now study to become a chartered accountant.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

It takes two turns in order to properly connect oneself to or extract oneself from the Bodyframe.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Two or three takes of each of six pieces from Bach to Lutoslawski produced a demo CD with no edits.
Only two takes were needed for the scene, which Kevin reckons is par for the course in filming these days.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

It takes two to three years to get a good one gallon and five to seven years to get a fifteen gallon plant.
Two major freeways are located close to the facility and the San Jose light rail system takes you almost to our door.
It takes two days of going on foot up to the upper reaches of Engilchek Glacier starting from the terminal of the road.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

It takes two weeks to get the results back and you must receive the results in person.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

It takes two to tango and even more to create beautiful wedding images.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Two suitcases are stacked neatly in one corner while the double bed takes up most of the space in the flat.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

It takes approximately two business days to prepare a preconfigured managed server for a new customer.
 
 
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