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Topic: Target

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wiretap kit,  Gun
Most admires:Osama Bin Laden,  Saddam Hussein,  Kofi Annan
Appearance:Intimidating
Good point(s):Optimistic
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Politics:Green,  Eurocrat
Dream job(s):Terrorist,  President of the United States,  Spy
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair
Favorite movie(s):Dr Strangelove
Favorite sport(s):Bowling
Membership(s):Greenpeace
Favorite quote(s):"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"He who hesitates is a damned fool." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Targets are set to reduce the death rates in the priority areas of cancer, coronary heart disease and stroke, accidents and mental health.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Targets were 88 MM guns and machine guns which had been giving our troops a lot of trouble.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Vacant houses are common targets for vandals and thieves and are also prone to deteriorate faster with time than an occupied home.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

For targets with very long series of monitoring observations or with strict requirements on the spacing of observations this can also influence the schedulability.
Two targets have been selected to enter preclinical proof of concept studies in appropriate animal models.
Patents are held on specific molecular targets against which therapeutics could intervene to preserve cellular life.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Targets include papilloma virus associated with cervical carcinoma and Epstein Barr virus which is associated with nasopharangeal carcinoma and other tumours such as malignant melanoma.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

These are established targets to which Government departments are committed and which place neighbourhood renewal at the heart of departmental agendas.
These targets will be agreed with individual schools in conjunction with the annual Buildings Audit.
John Fielding,
CEO

It is anticipated that ratios of computers will be in line with published targets and that provision for maintenance and upgrading of hardware and software will continue to be financed adequately by the governing body.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The project targets to contribute to the reconstruction of youth in Nablus by organizing international workcamps in summer 2003.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Targets deep end youth who have histories of multiple contacts with the system and are likely to be detained pending their adjudication.
 
 
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