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Topic: TDS Telecom

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  Telecom    TD  
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  China Telecom    TD Canada  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Cellular,  Windows computer,  Linux box
Dream job(s):Banker
Favorite TV show(s):Big Brother,  Naked News
Interest(s):Computers,  Biology,  Community Theatre
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Chatting on ICQ,  Spamming
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Worst habit(s):Smoking Crack
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

TDS Telecom serves Middleton, West Madison and Cross Plains, providing local telephone, long distance and Internet service.
John Fielding,
CEO

TDS TELECOM has three primary channels of distribution: the traditional telephone company operations, and two competitive local exchange carrier operations – TDS METROCOM , and USLink.
TDS TELECOM is eligible to participate in the program and subsequently provides leadership, direction and assistance in securing loans for the communities it serves.
TDS Telecom has two CLEC subsidiaries, but in the interest of time, I'll focus my comments today on TDS Metrocom, the growth engine for TDS Telecom.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Netscape Messenger Settings For TDS Telecom The following instructions will setup your computer to check your TDS Telecom e-mail with Netscape.
The use of TDS Telecom's Internet filtering service frees everyone to use the Internet as the incredible educational tool it has become.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

TDS Telecom's service works in any network environment that allows proxy configurations and is running TCP/IP to deliver Internet traffic.
TDS Telecom s proud to announce the addition of ADSL Internet Service to our rapidly growing list of service offerings.
Since this wiring is already in place in most homes and offices, most TDS Telecom customers can switch to DSL service without any rewiring.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

- TDS Telecom will enable service on your line at the central office and send a technician to your home to install the splitter and deliver the DSL modem.
TDS Telecom offers 56K dial-up to all of its service areas.
TDS Telecom can provide Fractional T-1 from 56k all the way up to a Full T-1.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
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dbrrell@tds.net
2004-12-11 11:24:04
help me find how to read my mail i just can't figure it out i'm really newat this
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