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Topic: Tears

Related:
  Tear Gas    Trail of Tears  
  Tear Drop    Blood Sweat and Tears  
  Tears for Fears    Tears In Heaven  
  Rotator Cuff Tears    Cherokee Trail of Tears  
  Handwriting Without Tears    Map of the Trail of Tears  
  Lyrics by Tears For Fears    Picture tear trail  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Brown raincoat
Appearance:Butt Ugly
Good point(s):Good kisser
Personality:Sad,  Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite activity(s):Kissing
Favorite body part(s):Mouth
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Bridesmade's dress
Listens to:Savage Garden,  Eric Clapton
Favorite destination(s):Home
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite quote(s):"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Hot tears stung his eyes but he clenched his jaw and refused to let them fall.
Tears were visible in his eyes as he struggled to regain his composure and finish the song.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Artificial tears and saliva provide relief for dry gritty eyes and dry mouth.
These historic tears were carefully squeezed from that hanky into this crystal tumbler to be preserved forever.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Tears threatened Devon again as she stroked the hand that cupped her cheek.
Her tears moistened the pillowcase and she rubbed her cheeks with the back of her hands.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Tears seep through the fabric of my sweater and his back vibrates under my fingers.
Tears welled from his eyes as the pain in his foot changed from sharp to dull.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Tears were streaming down my face, real tears, not the ones that freely flowed every time Chet Landcaster broke my heart on Legal Passions.
Tears of Love fall gracefully on a heart receptive to its watering.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The tears were flowing as they expressed gratitude to God and to Mercy for restoring their families.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Tears of joy fell down my cheeks and as soon as I got to my office I wrote a letter of thanks and support to the Bishops Conference.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
tear
2005-09-21 11:28:49
tears are boring and so are u people
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