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Topic: Tech

  High Tech    Tech News  
  Hi Tech    Tech Support  
  Texas Tech    Virginia Tech  
  Georgia Tech    Tech School  
  Texas Tech University    Tech Job  
  Pro Tech    E Tech  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apple Computer,  Windows computer
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE,
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company,  PC World
Dream job(s):CEO,  Banker
Education:College,  Post-graduate
Interest(s):Computers,  Business,  Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Al Mahoney is MV Tech's Web Design and Development Specialist and Visual Designer.
John Fielding,

These are high tech industries which are very labour intensive compared to the more capital intensive mining and petroleum industries.
Your online training is built from a partnership developed between City Tech's Business and Industry Training Center and Broadway National Bank.
High Tech Rochester is delivering a program that helps manufacturers identify and correct business practices that waste time and resources.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

J-Tech's techniques, processes and tools ensure that products meet stringent quality control requirements at every stage of the design and manufacturing process.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Hi-Tech's rack designs work directly with the masking, making production much smoother and faster.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Techs and engineers were frantically running fingers across controls and somewhere behind her someone was calling for an emergency team.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

J-Tech's manufacturing Facility, which include CNC turning centers, is cutting edge in the connector industry.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Many new techs quickly tire of working evenings and Saturdays and go on a quest to find a new job with "better" hours.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

August 1 Create PC Techs that can setup a workstation adding printers and configuring other options.
When I did a survey of laser refurb techs and light show techs, most recommended the Kodak tissue as it is sold in sealed packs.
Legal Tech's Principal, Jim Schoenberger, had designed and built two mainframe computers before he joined Honeywell Information Systems Inc.
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