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Topic: Ted

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  Ted Nugent    Ted Williams  
  Ted Kennedy    Ted Hughes  
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  Father Ted    Ted White  
  Ted Rall    Ted King  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite actor(s):Spencer Tracy
Dream job(s):Movie star
Favorite movie(s):Ferris Bueller's Day Off,  The Three Stooges,  King Kong
Favorite artist(s):Rolf Harris
Listens to:Green Day,  Rock and Roll,  Jazz
Favorite sportsperson(s):Ted Williams (baseball),  Hank Aaron (baseball),  Joe DiMaggio (baseball)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite TV show(s):That 70's Show,  The Ozbournes
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Ted's Pilot Page Theodore Ts'o PalmPilot page with information on the format of the PRC file.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Ted's marketing seminars and information products will show you how to sell 'any' product or service.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Ted's principal business was hauling and spreading oil and the company soon expanded its operation to neighboring counties.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Ted's actively and aggressively enforces its intellectual property rights to the fullest extent of the law.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Ted's Sheds are engineered to comply with the State of Florida Department of Community Affairs (DCA) regulations.
Ted's has not tested any software found on these sites and makes no representations regarding the quality, safety, or suitability of any software found there.
Ted's assumes no responsibility with regard to the selection, performance or use of these products or vendors.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Ted's makes no representation whatsoever regarding the content of any other web sites which you may access from the Ted's web site.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Ted's band played for the 17th annual big band pancake breakfast at the airport on October 27, 2002.
Ted's orchestra is also available with six pieces for clients who don't want or need extra horns or vocalists.
Ted's recording credits include the Eclecti-Catz and film soundtracks.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Ted's Towing is a Full Service Towing, Recovery, and Equipment Moving Facility.
 
 
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