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Topic: Telecom

Related:
  British Telecom    Telecom Group  
  France Telecom    Northern Telecom  
  China Telecom    TDS Telecom  
  Aliant Telecom    Telecom Italia  
  UK Telecom    Jobs Telecom  
  Telecom USA    Telecom Careers  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Mobile phone,  Cellular
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company
Politics:Capitalist
Dream job(s):CEO,  Banker,  President of the United States
Favorite TV show(s):Big Brother
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers,  Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone
Favorite destination(s):Hong Kong
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Cramer helps telecoms operators to launch new services more quickly, accelerate revenues and improve capital and operational efficiencies.
First up was Telecoms giant WorldCom, which shocked the markets by revealing that its chief financial officer fraudulently transferred $3.
German telecoms group Deutsche Telekom has agreed to sell majority stakes in six regional cable TV companies to a partnership based around U.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The service provided by your Senior Telecoms Analyst has been carried out in a professional manner and has led to useful cost reductions being identified and implemented.
The UK telecoms regime has been evolving in this direction for some time, and this will be reinforced by the implementation in UK law of the EU Licensing Directive.
Detailed proposals for a new Telecoms Ombudsman with powers to resolve disputes between consumers and telecoms companies have been published by Oftel.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

ID Dial ID Telecoms can terminate your traffic to over 200 countries at very attractive rates.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Ericsson is the leading provider in the new telecoms world, with communications solutions that combine telecom and datacom technologies with freedom of mobility for the user.
TDS Telecom's service works in any network environment that allows proxy configurations and is running TCP/IP to deliver Internet traffic.
ID Telecoms is a UK-based company providing high quality Voice over Internet Protocol, or VoIP, termination world-wide for international carriers.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Is concerned that transfer to cable or fixed radio access telecoms company would mean that voice mail services were not available.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The incumbent telecoms are fighting against the change harder than the beneficiaries of digital networks are fighting for it, because for the telecoms, their existence is at stake.
 
 
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