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Topic: Time Warner Telecom

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  Warner    Telecom  
  AOL Time Warner    Time Warner Cable  
  Time Warner Communications    AOL Time Warner merger  
  Time Warner Road Runner    Time Warner Cable TV  
  Time Warner Digital Cable    Time Warner Cable's News 8 Austin  
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates
Favorite possession(s):Cellular
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Appearance:Intimidating
Bad point(s):Greedy
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company,  PC World
Dream job(s):CEO,  Webmaster
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite sport(s):Watching TV,  Motor car racing
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Downloading porn
Favorite sportsperson(s):Carl Lewis (sprinter),  Jesse Owens
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

 Time Warner Telecom will enforce this AUP according to the severity of the offense and violator's history of prior AUP infringements.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

 Unlawful Acts: Any use of Time Warner Telecom Products and Services to violate the law or in aid of any unlawful act is strictly prohibited.
At Time Warner Telecom's sole discretion, violations may result in a warning to the offender, suspension of service and/or termination of service.
John Fielding,
CEO

Time Warner Telecom is a subsidiary of Time Warner Telecom Inc.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

 Time Warner Telecom is an industry leader in providing local and regional optical networks and broadband services to businesses.
Time Warner Telecom (DS-3) Time Warner Telecom is a subsidiary of Time Warner Telecom Inc.
Fiber optics are served by BellSouth, Sprint, and Time Warner Telecom.
 
 
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