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Topic: Text

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Typewriter,  Windows computer,  Linux box
Most admires:Che Guevara
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Cookies
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  Minesweeper
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Chatting on ICQ,  Downloading MP3's
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The pyramid texts contain a curious interpretation of the purpose of the pyramids: as a ramp to the sky so that man may go up to the sky.
Miracle is not only replete with twisted texts and dogmatic declarations regarding sickness and suffering, it is also full of tantalizing testimonies camouflaged by a thin veneer of scientific substantiation.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The texts are preceded by a short introduction to Buddhism and the Buddhist scriptures.
Thus it is that the great texts of Ageless Wisdom insist always that the fundamental lesson we all must learn is that there is no limit to the possibilities of the Spirit in man.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Bibles today are translated from texts before the time of Mohammad.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

These texts feature new and different types of exercises to foster better understanding and retention of the mathematics learned as well as the ability to read math and math notation.
Introductory texts are a smorgasbord of unconnected topics while monographs are too specialized and methodologically oriented.
This list is based mainly on my archived texts as submitted to the publishers for publication, unless other more reliably sources to confirm titles were found.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Those ancient manuscripts are the oldest known Biblical texts in existence and a missing link to the unrecorded chapters that mark the advent of Christianity.
It is now up to the House of Bishops to decide on the precise texts to put to Synod for final approval.
The texts intended to be sung must always be in conformity with Catholic doctrine.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The texts of the articles and of the amendments are adopted by the vote of the majority of the deputies present.
 
 
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