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Topic: Time

Related:
  First Time    New York Times  
  Day Time    Part time  
  Just in time    Real Time  
  Time Change    Date Time  
  Good Times    Last time  
  Life and Times    Little Time  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Appearance:Overweight
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Bus Driver
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Working
Interest(s):Computers,  Business
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Being normal
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Thread run times and function run times are evaluated automatically for performance analysis.
John Fielding,
CEO

Key target is to reduce waiting times and extend the booked admissions scheme so that more patients can receive treatment at a time that suites them.
There are times, however, when clients find the coaching process so beneficial that they extend the partnership for a longer period of time.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Study times are so long that it becomes impractical to maximize most assets, or to continuously update these analyses to manage reservoirs in real time.
Construction completion times vary greatly and a specific time frame for an individual project can be found in the Condominium Documents.
Analysis times are now reduced to 20 samples per hour with a much reduced technician time, making the test a routine undertaking.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

These values are the times used by the integration algorithm to report the calculated results for the species concentration and its time derivative.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

During times of war their leaders were called Red Chiefs and in times of peace they were called White Chiefs.
Flight times are only confirmed 24 hours prior to departure; you will be advised en route as to the specific departure time of your flight.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Motorists are at times pedestrians and pedestrians are at times motorist.
Mark Harris,
Priest

At times we have failed to take advantage of opportunities presented to us and at times we have simply been unable to live fully into what we feel God is calling us to as a parish.
The times of Ezra and Nehemiah were times of renewal and recommitment to the Lord.
 
 
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