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Topic: Times Union

Related:
  Union    First Time  
  Time    New York Times  
  Day Time    Part time  
  Just in time    Real Time  
  Time Change    Date Time  
  Good Times    Last time  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Al Gore,  Nelson Mandela,  Evita
Politics:Socialist,  Fascist,  Democrat
Dream job(s):Banker
Favorite activity(s):Working
Favorite book(s):"Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair,  Robert Owen,  Margaret Thatcher
Likes to wear:Nike
Favorite sport(s):Rugby
Favorite destination(s):New York
Favorite time of year:Mayday
Membership(s):Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol
 
 
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Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

All credit unions offer savings accounts, or time deposits; the larger institutions also offer checking and money market accounts.
Mark Harris,
Priest

At the time nine parishes in New Westminster sought to distance themselves from a diocesan decision to bless homosexual unions.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Labor unions are not allowed to participate in political parties, but there are many other way to exert political influence at the time of elections.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

It is time for supportive unions to defy the Tory/New Labour anti-union laws and organise official solidarity action.
It is time the unions broke from New Labour and launched a new mass workers’ party which supports the workers and their unions and not attacks them.
Finally, it is high time the Naivasha Municipal Council, the Ministry of Labour and the Central organisation of Trade Unions woke up to protect our resources and workers.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

There is no federal law in place at this time to make unions conduct independent audits of their accounting books and financial records.
Many times resolving an employment issue requires an attorney to have a working knowledge of how Unions and Union grievance procedures work.
Therefore trade unions are now waiting for the Commission to put forward proposals for the application of the Working Time Directive to offshore oil and gas workers.
John Fielding,
CEO

For the first time, unions could pool their pension capital for real estate investments and direct how it would be invested.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

As we are also approaching the Age of Aquarius, The Civil Unions Bill has arrived as an expression of the energies of Uranus as it moves through Aquarius this time.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

By this time the fortunes of battle favored the Russians, but the retreating Germans were systematically plundering and burning the Soviet Union's finest observatories.
 
 
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