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Topic: Washington Times

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):New York Times,  BBC
Most admires:Hillary Clinton,  George W Bush,  Matt Druge
Politics:Democrat,  Republican,  Conservative
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post,  Time magazine,  Economist
Dream job(s):President of the United States,  Terrorist
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Politics
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The Washington Times went to the anatomically extreme, noting Bush was "employing a vulgar euphemism for a rectal aperture.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

The Washington Times goes berserk anytime Croatians or Nato are threatened with indictiments of alleged war criminals.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The Washington Post and The New York Times have reported that Malvo confessed to being the shooter in some of the sniper attacks.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

MassNews: The Washington Times also wrote that you were accepted into Harvard's Graduate School of Education without an undergraduate degree.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

But both The Washington Post and The New York Times have recently quoted United States intelligence officers dismissing this report.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Washington Times article : "Does a school's interest in diversity overcome the constitutional and statutory prohibitions against racial discrimination?
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

MILLER, WASHINGTON TIMES - Nuclear weapons protesters who have held a 21-year vigil across from the White House say that the U.
John Fielding,
CEO

Many times we were dismayed at the markets we did not win in terms of a competitive environment, Los Angeles, Washington D.
The Washington Times reports the city should receive more than 160 million dollars in traffic fines by 2004.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

He was then head of the Washington bureau of the London Times, then reputed to be the largest newspaper in the world in point of business and circulation.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Washington Times reports several Washington Redskins players may soon join RB/KR Michael Bates as ex-Redskins.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Washington Times reporter Bill Gertz discusses the use of polygraph screening by the FBI and other agencies.
 
 
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