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Topic: Windows Tips

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Hacking, Minesweeper

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

These tips and answers are provided by Quality Windows and Glass based on our experience without any liability towards any person or entity.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Call tips are small windows displaying the arguments to a function and are displayed after the user has typed the name of the function.
Tips for using Windows 2000, both client and server modes.
The tips mention different versions of Windows 9x how do I know which version I have?

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Another tip is to clad the interior of any windows with mesh so that if the glass is broken, access cannot easily be gained.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The tips below are meant for Windows 98 , unless otherwise specified.
Windows Tips and Tricks If you have any useful tips or tricks to share, e-mail them to us.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Trumpet Windows Socket is the main tool used by TIP users to connect to the Internet.
Windows 9x tips for laboratories.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

My tip is to enable Terminal Server in Administration Mode on your Windows 2000 server before installing the video drivers.
Windows 95 and 98 questions and tips are addressed, along with minor hardware problems and general discussion about computers.
Windows Font Help - Tips and links to information to help you get your Windows fonts installed and working.

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