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Topic: Tire

Related:
  Tire and Wheel    Car Tires  
  Tire Pressure    Flat Tire  
  Tires and Rims    Used Tires  
  Truck Tire    Tire Size  
  Performance Tires    Road Tire  
  Just Tires    Bike Tire  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Henry Ford,  Martha Stewart
Favorite possession(s):Bicycle,  SUV,  Motorcycle
Personality:Sporty,  Wacky
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine
Dream job(s):Truck driver
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite actor(s):James Dean
Favorite movie(s):The Blues Brothers
Favorite sport(s):Cycling,  Motor car racing,  Jogging
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Probably the tires are made of bronze and pressed on to a cast iron driver center with insulation separating them electrically.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

The front tires are cut down Parma sponge tires coated with clear nail polish.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Tires are to be removable without removal of skirts.
The tires were caked.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The tires were under warranty and if a repair could be made it would be done without a charge.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Tires are constructed of materials and reinforcements that are similar to hoses.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

These tires were run side by side on the same tractor units until they failed or until they wore to the tread wear indicators.
When the tires were removed from service small samples of tread rubber were taken from the shoulders of the unfailed tires and from the actual failed areas of the destructed tires.
The original tires were replaced at 12000 miles due to some road debris that cut one of the tires and punctured another.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

While the tires were off I cut an X groove in both the front brake pads.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Tires are about 1 1/2 years old but hardly used.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Firestone tires were linked to hundreds of deaths and serious injuries related to tread separation and Ford Explorer rolllovers.
 
 
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