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Topic: Tissue

Related:
  Muscle tissue    Connective Tissue  
  Tissue Paper    Scar tissue  
  Tissue Culture    Used tissues  
  Deep Tissue Massage    Tissue Engineering  
  Connective Tissue Disorders    Connective Tissue Disease  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis,  Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Breasts
Interest(s):Biology,  Chemistry
Likes to wear:Sunglasses
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Produces Anthrax in their basement
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Tissues are flushed of lactic acid, uric acid and metabolic wastes, resulting in reduced recovery time from muscular strain.
Protects tissues from general wear and tear and helps to prevent fats and cholesterol from causing damage to the organs.
There is significant scientific evidence that increased levels of carnitine in tissues leads to increased fat burning.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Aliens were landing in cancerous tissues as invisible parasites who were invading minds and bodies in all walks of life.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Anandamide is synthesized in lung tissues and its effects are mediated by cannabinoid receptors.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

The tissues of the Corpora Cavernosa will repair themselves quickly after exercises force increased blood flow into the cell tissue.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The stored tissues will be linked to a sophisticated clinical database that will allow correlation of molecular changes with clinical features and outcomes of treatment.
The instrument is based on the discovery that most tissues when illuminated by blue or UV light emit a natural fluorescence spectral signature known as autofluorescence.
Many tissues are known to contain stem cells that are specific to that tissue e.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Elicina is both a substance that triggers the regeneration of damaged tissues and a powerful antibacterial that fights acne bacteria within the skin follicles.
Sporotricosis is a ubiquitous mycosis characterized by nodular lesions of the cutaneous or subcutaneous tissues and adjacent lymphatics that usually suppurate and ulcerate.
If body tissues are damaged the sudden exposure of these antigens is not recognized by the immune system and an autoimmune reaction results.
 
 
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